Saturday, April 13, 2019

the best thing that has ever happened to me

We were at work arranging scrap metals,
when we noticed a car drove in.
Chidi: twelve years work for here no fit buy
that ride
Me: Trust me bro, I ain’t spending twelve
months here. I hope you do the same
Chidi: Abegi! no be everybody dem do
school for. Na by force I take finish JS 3 sef
Me: Na you talk so
Chidi: Me wan gather money go open my
Me: Na now you dey talk. Ibo boy.
A woman stepped out of the car, walking
towards the admin office
Chidi: Na oga wife be that o.
Me: which of the ogas?
Chidi: Chief Rotimi, na him get this factory.
Me: The same Chief Rotimi the polit…
‘’Tattoo and Chidi, e be like say this work
don tire una abi?’’
Our supervisor snorted from behind.‘’If I
catch una dey talk instead of working, I go
show una’’ We continued arranging the
scrap metals.
I clocked out at five as usual. I was walking
home when I saw an elderly woman, which I
guessed would be in her sixties looking
Thewoman was in iro and buba, so I
guessed she should be from the west. I
approached her.
”Good evening ma.” I greeted her in Yoruba
with a little bow.
Woman: Good evening, my son. Do you live
around here?
Me: yes, ma.
Woman: I’m going to my daughter’s house,
but this area is confusing. The street was
supposed to be behind this bank, but I
don’t seem to understand it anymore.
Me: The bank here is new. There’s another
one over there.
Woman: Please take me there. God bless
you, my son.
Me: Amen ma.
She easily recognized the street just the
behind the other bank. She knocked when
we got to the front gate. The gate-man
opened. Just before she entered a car
horned behind. A woman alighted and i
could swear I have seen that face before.
The younger woman: Mummy welcome. I
have been worried.
The older woman: My phone battery went
I’m sorry.
The younger woman: It’s okay ma. Bless
God you’re here. But, you didn’t tell me you
would be coming with somebody?
The older woman: I almost got lost, but
thanks to this my son.
The younger woman: oh! What’s your name,
young man?
Me: Galacious, ma
The younger woman: Thank you so much
Me: You’re welcome, ma
The younger woman: Alright let’s all go
inside. Galacious please come in.
Me: hmm, I’m sorry ma I have to head back
The younger woman: oh! Not even a drink?
Me: It’s getting late ma, thanks.
The younger woman:: ok. I understand.
She reached into her purse and brought out
some notes.
The younger woman: please buy recharge
card with this
She stretched her right hand towards me.
Me: don’t bother ma
The younger woman:: oh! I insist
Me: I’m sorry ma
The younger woman: Really?
She withdrew her hand.
The older woman: He is well brought up.
You shall not die young.
Me: Amen ma. Good night.
‘’ Good night, my son,’’ ‘’Alright. Take care
dear’’ They said in unison.
The next day was a Sunday—–our match
The evening football match came up every
Sunday evening. The street had a mini
stadium where kids played every day, but
Sunday evening was reserved for the older
The game started as usual. Everything
seemed normal till a shot was deflected and
the ball bounced into the street to hit one
of the young ladies walking along. One was
Chinenye who lived on the street, but the
other lady, whom the ball hit, doesn’t look
Other lady: Jeez!
Chinenye: sorry dear
Other lady: look at my gown!
I ran towards the ball, picked it up and
tossed it to the field before turning to the
Me: sorry about that ma’am
Chinenye: Thanks jawe, Galacious.
Other lady: thanks? Seriously, Chinenye? So
you’re sorry comment is going to remove
this stain, right?
She snorted, starring at me.
Chinenye: C’mon Princess let’s get back
Chinenye placed her arm around her
shoulder and they headed home.
I couldn’t utter a word after the apology.
Not that I didn’t know what to say, but I
was dumbfounded by her beauty. Ne-yo’s
‘When You’re Mad’ was playing in my head.
I could swear I had never seen such beauty
in my life. I stood there like a statute and
watched them walk back to Chinenye ‘s
house. I was brought back to reality when I
heard a voice coming from the pitch
‘’Galacious, our set!’’.
Throughout the game there was only one
name ringing in my head——-Princess.
Heading back home after the game I met
Tunji who was coming out of my building.
‘’Galacious, how far?’’
‘’ i dey . This one way I see you for our
house. Abeg o, my sister still young o.’’ I
accused him.
‘’Kai! I no be Pedophile na.’’ He protested
and continued, ‘’na the new girl I come
‘’Which new girl be that?’’ i asked.
‘’Oh! You don’t know? Good. Her name na
Udenme and an me dey do her parole.’’ He
‘’Udenme? For this house?’’
‘’Yes na. Na Grace’s cousin. But guy, like i
said earlier na me dey do her parole. No go
use home advantage for me.’’
‘’TJ, you? Where you keep Kemi, Angela,
Chinelo. Rita…..’’
‘’Guy bone dat thing. I don’t tell you be
that. I dey go my house.’’
‘’Alright bro, later.’’
It was bonding time once again. That was
the term used to refer to every night when
there was no power and most of the
occup@nts sit outside their various flats in
different sizes of benches.
I was having a conversation with Biodun,
who was my closest friend in the building.
He was living with his sister in one of the
flats. A young lady walked past us to sit
beside Mr Chinedu and his wife, which
bench was just few metres away.
Biodun: Mehn! This Udenme babe tight.
Me: you can say that again, bro. So na she
be Udenme?
Biodun: Ehn na
Me: She’s really tight. Abi you self dey do
her parole?
Biodun: no no. You know I don’t do street
paroles na.
Me: I would have been surprised.
Biodun: she fit you wella o
I chuckled
Me: Mr Match Maker. I feel you.
Biodun: for real
Me: I hear.
There was silence for a while.
Me: Men I saw one babe today.
Biodun: for where?
I narrated what happened during the game.
Biodun: Talk to Chinenye. She’s the link you
need to get to her.
Me: that’s a great Idea, but you know me
and Chinenye don’t flow that much.
Biodun: you now have a reason to.
Me: no kidding.
Biodun: ok na bro. See you tomorrow.
Me: alright.
Biodun went in. I also noticed Mr Chinedu
and his wife were already going in, but
Udenme was hesitating to follow them. The
couple went in and I was about to follow
suit when I heard a thin sweet voice from
Udenme: excuse me.
Me: yes?
Udenme: are you Ayo’s brother?
Me: Yes. Hope there is no problem?
Udenme: not at all. You have done a great
job with Ayo In her mathematics.
Me: oh! Thanks. But how do I get to know
Udenme: I took her and Precious on the
subject yesterday. She was good.
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Precious was Mrs Chinedu ‘s second child,
who attends the same school and also In
the same class with my little sister, Ayo.
Me: oh! You’re the new teacher on the block
We both chuckled
Udenme: not really
Me: aright. You have a good night.
Udenme: you too.
I heard a knock on the door and sat up
from the bed. I sat up, switched on the light
and rubbed my eyes slowly to steal a
fleeting glance at the wall clock. It was
3:00am. D--n! Who could that be? I
opened the door without asking who it was.
I was appalled when I saw Princess
standing right at the doorway.
‘’What are you doing here at this time of
the…..’’ i couldn’t complete the sentence.
‘’Shhh’’, she put a finger on my lips and
said, ‘’don’t ask questions. Just be ready to
catch what about to throw at you’’. My eyes
brow rose.
She walked in like we were both living there.
Before I knew it we were on the couch
tearing each other’s clothes off. I climbed
on top her and began to kiss her. I started
from her lips and down to her jaw. I moved
to her neck, licking and sU-Cking each
b0s0m and making a trail of kisses down
her stomach. I looked up at her and smiled.
She smiled back at me. That was enough
motivation to continue my trail.
I placed her leg on my shoulder and made a
trail down her leg, when I got to her inner
thigh she m0aned in anticipation. I plunged
my tongue into her wet K---y-Cat and she
m0aned even louder. That was weird
because my mum would’ve woken up with
the slightest sound. I began to lick and sU-
Ck her K---y-Cat like it was the best meal I
have ever had.She put her hand lightly on
the back of my head and rubbed it. I felt
that was an encouragement to ride on.
Shortly after, she was m0an!ng my name
‘’Gala………..cious, please don’t stop’’. I
wasn’t planning to. She came few minutes
later and whispered ‘’my turn’’.
We switched positions and she made her
way to the Royal Highness—–Gala. She
licked the head in little circles. I m0aned
softly. She grabbed my balls and massaged
them with her hands, while she moved up
and down my gala. I m0aned a little louder.
She m0aned softly and took the entire gala
into her mouth. And rapidly moving up and
down from the head to my balls. I began to
t----t faster and more urgently rushing for
gala spit. I came after telling her I was
about to, so she pulled away and stroke my
She started to stroke gala again till it
gained consciousness. She lay back on the
couch. Gala was about to make an entry to
the promise land before I felt a tap on my
Mom: wake up, Mr man. Are you not going
to work?
I opened my eyes and It was my mom.
D--n! I was dreaming.

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